I'll make it simple the only reason i writting this is cuz why not.

Also theres A rated things going on in there and video games stuff (Borderlands 2)

[Insert ammo related sexual innuendo title here]

Today is a bright and sunny day on Pandora with blood flowing down the gutters and people screaming with pain to announce a wonderful morning and our Vault Hunters have finally arrived into Sanctuary.

Upon arriving Gaige mentionned how low on ammo she was so she rushed to see Marcus, with such hurry she skipped the first step on the lousy looking set of stairs, the good thing as everybody knows theres is no fall damage so she simply gotten up on her feet, once she was standing Marcus told her : Excited to meet me, eh, i understand now what can i do for you. Gaige responded : Could you fill me up, i'm dry on ammo. With a smile on his face he replied : But of course i can sell you ammo on a ''low'' price. Seeing the price he pointed to her our dearest Mecro she left the store without a word to see her good friends.

Salvar my gud friend could you do me a favor. She asked with a fake smile on her face. IT'S SALVADOR, but go ahead what chu need. She explained slowly that she was out of cash to buy more ammo after trading with Zero as he had dropped such a cool Rifle he replied with : Sucks to be you but we can't trade bullet you should ask for some free ammo i'm sure he'll understand. With a angry grin she went back to see Marcus and wondering if she could have some rounds for free, not knowing the man she is nowhere ready to be doing some ''task''.

You're back and you need something from me, eh ? As she entered Gaige took no time to go straight to him asking for charity as she mentioned the word, he quickly started looking at her while trying to make sure she was not noticing his eyes moving up and down. Charity is not something i do my dear but, i can think of something you can do for me instead if you know what i mean, ehehe. Confused for only a second before realising what he just said she took a short pause thinking about her option and it was clear to her that there was nothing else she could do, she nervously looked around making sure no one was around her and asked him quietly to move move the the next room.Let's make it quick alright ! She yelled at him, he simply replied a happy grin, no time was needed for her to realised this was not going to end anytime soon.

She truly wanted to end this quick so she took no time to remove her clothes and to quickly go onto her knee to unzip his trousers, she started slowly using two fingers to carress the bottom of the shaft while licking the tip with her tongue. Marcus saw the hesitation on her pretty little face so her placed his left hand on the back of her head to rapidly show his rocket into her chambers, surprised and throat blocked she started to have tears flowing down her eyes but, she did not resist. After several back and forth into her throat he pulled out to spray his joy onto her red little cheek while saying: Oh my, i have not felt that good since myself and Moxxi but, a deal is a deal i guess so here take this hundred buck and buy yourself some ammo. Frustrated by his end of the bargain she quickly gotten up and kicked him so hard between his legs he fell unconsious, once he stroke the ground she noticed the keys next to him, no reflexion she took the keys and opened his vault only to find, A HUGE LOAD OF SEX TOYS, shocked she yelled OMG and quickly took mutiple pictures and then left with her filtly clothes of course she still had to clean her face but, that is boring to describe so let's pretend it happenned.

With exitement of her blackmailing Opportunity she, Zero and Salvador went off into the cold to kill and loot amzing things the end.

Yeah, i don't know felt like writing so just deal whatchu thinking about this ok ?

Also i do not regret writting none of it, atleast for now.