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Forgetful me ^^;;

2015-03-28 04:45:04 by beerbird

So turns out there's one of my writing of which i forgot to upload... again, but this one is a bit different, no idea why i wrote it in the first place and yet, it's not too bad for what i recall, anyway enough blahblahing.

As for always, the following text isn't recomended for younger readers, please think about if it's okay to read things that are mean't to be red, alone.

All alone, no one around, what could there be to do...

How about some televison ? No, same old episodes over again... Maybe some treadmill... who am i kiding it's only purpose is being a decoration *sigh* then, would could i be doing...

Looking around my closet should help me find something to do afterall there's so many things in there i've lost count of what i even had.

Teddy bears, Monopoly, Horny hyppo, old NES and what do we have here... it's covered within a blanket and it stick out like some kind of ... thing.

Narrator: "After lifting up the blanket the young lady realise that it was... a plunger ? What in hell's name would anyone have a fucking plunger in their closet for ? Anyhow back on the story."

Old photo album now that's something i've not seen since ever, bah nostalgia can wait for me later but, what could this be...

Narrator: "Looking up she noticed something, something she never hoped to come back to."

My old... thing ? I was sure i threw it away long ago well i guess i could retrieve the battery from it atleast then again... no i don't want it again no more...

Narrator: "After a few second of reflection she knew she could not just take it's battery away without atleast saying it goodbye i mean, with all the fun they had together, the least would be to enjoy it one last time."

It is true i had load of fun with you little fun stick i would feel bad for putting to sleep for good without atleast seing if you still work.

Guy narrating: "And so she sets off to her bed."

Now let's see, it's been so long i forgot what i would usely do... oh i know i would to think of something nice to look at, like that one guy from high school with his cute hair, now if i remember it's something i should to think about while using you Mr.Stick, what else was there to think about, right i know being embraced by his arms having them touch me everywhere, and then i would imagine i could start putting you inside from there.

Narrator dude again: "She decided to think of that handsome guy she saw the other day in the coffee shop."

Oh my i think i know what else i'm missing.

She: Hey there good looking what you looking for... no that's just such a terrible line let me try again... Fuck me now... the fuck is wrong with me, think you moron, oh i know, screw all the meeting and stuff let's just head right to the room. He: Hey darling i hope you don't mind if i feel like making you feel tonight. She: Oh i sure won't mind feeling great tonight that's for sure.

Narrator: *choke on gum, and spits it out* Shit i was not expecting to be talking again today, anyhow, She decided to start things off by sliding her hand onto his chest to feel the his hair flowing between her finger, He started by kissing her neck and slowly lowering towards her lips, He started to slowly remove her top (Like the whole everything on top) once that was done he slid his nose from her chest all the way down to her crotch, She was blushing red, looking down at him she let out a little sound when he started removing her pants all the way down, He started by playing with her panty by pulling them up and down while prodding her parts with one of his finger, He pulled her underwear down to her knees after he went back up to her lips kissing her deeply whilst carressing the inner leg gently, She took his hand and moved it on her parts forcing him to insert his finger inside, with the swift act she let out a soft moan, he decided to take off his pants and underwear while still having his fingers reaching inside her soft walls, seeing his parts out she reached out for them directing em within hers, slowly inserting his bone while hold him tight she asked for him to go in gently as if she never done it before, and so he started by simply going in lightly only using his tip sliding it up and in and out and down then he started going in deeper while holding her tighter, at an increasing beat he would to go in and out making her bounce up and down faster and faster he went she could not help but to bite his shoulder deeply to ease the feeling she was having, the biting made him much more agressive going even further in and much faster he let out his thick liquid within her...

She: Nyaaah~ OooooooOOoooohhh... MrStick promise me you and i are going to be together forever again will you~

I've edited a couple bits here and there to make it a bit better and slightly more polished.

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