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beerbird
Hey, I used to be a pretty big deal back in the days, just trust me on that !
Seems like I'm back.
And now I'm making the NSFW content over on my Twitter/Pixiv and here too but only once I get scouted, wouldn't want to just post into the void.

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Posted by beerbird - December 24th, 2021


So I've been gone.. for a long time but but but, this time I've brought artwork that I've collected over the years, so please look me out in the Art portal when I get scouted, hopefully you'll find something you like !!


I'm totally not just doing this because Twitter is a dead-end for artists under 200 or anything..


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Posted by beerbird - June 27th, 2019


Despite not being active as I probably could be, I've noticed from the passing months that A Rated "movies" we're being plague by low effort content. Now of course, low effort content is nothing new from this website but It still bugs be seeing all these "3D animations" all over the place. 3D animation can be used to create really good stuff but when it's mass produced with quality it affects the credibility of a genre as a whole.


Honestly, I remember the first time 3D movies we're uploaded on here, I was against it for the very reason I'm even making this post that you're reading at this very moment. I feared it would plague the site with poor quality material and it happened just like I've predicted it would. Perhaps not so much on M rated and below but for A rated... I like animated porn as much as anyone else and seeing it being tarnished like so is truly unappealing.


Also, anyone making quality stuff, keep it up.


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Posted by beerbird - May 12th, 2019


Due to recent events...

I've decided to remove my ProJared x PeanutButterGamer fan-fiction I created 5 years ago.

That is all.


Posted by beerbird - March 1st, 2017


Obviously I haven't been active on here much since 2015 so to make up for it, here's some dank images to look at.


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Posted by beerbird - April 3rd, 2015


So i said i would write something but, i don't know if i even want to try. To put it simply i just can't figure out what to do in life in general in fact i don't even know where i'm heading. So if i say i'll be doing something i might do but, the odds are so low that you should'nt even be bothering with me doing something, see me as a politician; always saying i'll do things and never doing them.

I don't know, maybe i do like writing but for now i'll keep doing what i know best which is wandering.


Posted by beerbird - March 28th, 2015


So turns out there's one of my writing of which i forgot to upload... again, but this one is a bit different, no idea why i wrote it in the first place and yet, it's not too bad for what i recall, anyway enough blahblahing.

As for always, the following text isn't recomended for younger readers, please think about if it's okay to read things that are mean't to be red, alone.


All alone, no one around, what could there be to do...

How about some televison ? No, same old episodes over again... Maybe some treadmill... who am i kiding it's only purpose is being a decoration *sigh* then, would could i be doing...

Looking around my closet should help me find something to do afterall there's so many things in there i've lost count of what i even had.

Teddy bears, Monopoly, Horny hyppo, old NES and what do we have here... it's covered within a blanket and it stick out like some kind of ... thing.

Narrator: "After lifting up the blanket the young lady realise that it was... a plunger ? What in hell's name would anyone have a fucking plunger in their closet for ? Anyhow back on the story."

Old photo album now that's something i've not seen since ever, bah nostalgia can wait for me later but, what could this be...

Narrator: "Looking up she noticed something, something she never hoped to come back to."

My old... thing ? I was sure i threw it away long ago well i guess i could retrieve the battery from it atleast then again... no i don't want it again no more...

Narrator: "After a few second of reflection she knew she could not just take it's battery away without atleast saying it goodbye i mean, with all the fun they had together, the least would be to enjoy it one last time."

It is true i had load of fun with you little fun stick i would feel bad for putting to sleep for good without atleast seing if you still work.

Guy narrating: "And so she sets off to her bed."

Now let's see, it's been so long i forgot what i would usely do... oh i know i would to think of something nice to look at, like that one guy from high school with his cute hair, now if i remember it's something i should to think about while using you Mr.Stick, what else was there to think about, right i know being embraced by his arms having them touch me everywhere, and then i would imagine i could start putting you inside from there.

Narrator dude again: "She decided to think of that handsome guy she saw the other day in the coffee shop."

Oh my i think i know what else i'm missing.

She: Hey there good looking what you looking for... no that's just such a terrible line let me try again... Fuck me now... the fuck is wrong with me, think you moron, oh i know, screw all the meeting and stuff let's just head right to the room. He: Hey darling i hope you don't mind if i feel like making you feel tonight. She: Oh i sure won't mind feeling great tonight that's for sure.

Narrator: *choke on gum, and spits it out* Shit i was not expecting to be talking again today, anyhow, She decided to start things off by sliding her hand onto his chest to feel the his hair flowing between her finger, He started by kissing her neck and slowly lowering towards her lips, He started to slowly remove her top (Like the whole everything on top) once that was done he slid his nose from her chest all the way down to her crotch, She was blushing red, looking down at him she let out a little sound when he started removing her pants all the way down, He started by playing with her panty by pulling them up and down while prodding her parts with one of his finger, He pulled her underwear down to her knees after he went back up to her lips kissing her deeply whilst carressing the inner leg gently, She took his hand and moved it on her parts forcing him to insert his finger inside, with the swift act she let out a soft moan, he decided to take off his pants and underwear while still having his fingers reaching inside her soft walls, seeing his parts out she reached out for them directing em within hers, slowly inserting his bone while hold him tight she asked for him to go in gently as if she never done it before, and so he started by simply going in lightly only using his tip sliding it up and in and out and down then he started going in deeper while holding her tighter, at an increasing beat he would to go in and out making her bounce up and down faster and faster he went she could not help but to bite his shoulder deeply to ease the feeling she was having, the biting made him much more agressive going even further in and much faster he let out his thick liquid within her...

She: Nyaaah~ OooooooOOoooohhh... MrStick promise me you and i are going to be together forever again will you~


I've edited a couple bits here and there to make it a bit better and slightly more polished.


Posted by beerbird - March 24th, 2015


So, i've been trying to figure out what i'm comfortable to write with and it leads me to...

Well... if you've seen my old post i think it wouldnt be much of a surprise, i'm comfortable writing dirty things and yet, it just sickens me at the same time.

It sickens me to see that, it's all i can write about, i mean yes dirty writings are fun and all it just, i kinda wish i was able to write more then just that, maybe i can but, that spark that shows up when you're ready to write just never lights up. . . unless it comes to dirty writings. . . sigh.

Anyway, i just felt like yelling about it, even if they'll be like two person to ever read about it, it's great to let it out.

Oh and to dissapoint everyone, no i'm not writing anything at the moment, dirty or otherwise, last post was back from about a week into the new year, since then i've done literally nothing. I'll write something soon, when? I don't know but, i know i'll write something.


Posted by beerbird - March 18th, 2015


So i wrote a lil something ealier this year, aaaand totally forogt about it.

'nyway there it is.


It's been ages, since i last wrote down in this journal of mine, what is there even to say,
many things, or, barely any things??

First i think it's best to start by the beggining. . .

I was born like everyone else, in an hospital, nothing out of the ordinary so far, untill,
she arrived, the nurse lady, she took me away, to where you may ask, well. . . to
somewhere, somewhere no one would ever ask to be.

I was locked up in a box from that day all the way to my fourth aniversery, the time the
box oppened i knew nothing was right in the world.

It was abandoned, the hospital, no one was there, beside hundreds upon thousands of
other boxes similar to mine, they were oppening at the same time as mine, but, most of
them were not able to survive, the stench it released, was not something i ever wanted
to remember and yet, everytime i think about that place, it comes back to me, i can feel
the shivers deep down my spine, my feets trembling, my hands shaking and my head
spinning, but these days, i simply ignore those feelings, so many things had happened
to me during my existence, too many...


 


Posted by beerbird - March 15th, 2015


Soooo as obvious as it seems i kinda drifted away from NG, i've been busy with life and all and all.

But, now since i don't have anything to pull me out from this place i guess i can come back to it and write stuff like i used to or maybe write other stuff and possibly try to "Voice act" with my terrible microphone.

Anyway so in short i'll be back on NG no idea for how long but yea. Welcome back to myself !


On the side note, if anyone is looking for a friend, that'd be great, kinda lonely here...